i m gonna tell u some jokes hope u enjoy it :)
what kung fu does a rat practice??? TAI-CHEESE!!!!

what do u call a man that always vurrs???? VURR-MAN!!!!!

Ond day there was a island named no women in that island there were no women at all.There was one man who was going to die but he found a magic lamp.The lamp suddenlly said ' i will grant any 3 wishes b4 u die.' so the man said i want to drink lots of water see women's butt n b very white guess what he bcame???? A TOILET BOWL IN THE WOMANS TOILET!!! when they flush the toilet hw will drink lots of water when the women do thier BIG THING he can see their butt n he was white bcoz he was cleaned everyday!!!!!